Post by thetruthlessreporter on Dec 28, 2023 17:19:28 GMT
It has been a while. But a government imposed communications blackout has now ended, albeit, due to the Official Secrets Act I can’t divulge what I’ve been up to. 
Although my username is thetruthlessreporter, lately it could be theirrationablereporter!
The world as I see it (I don’t want to assume the pronoun that is ‘sensitive’ to the World):
- a particularly low success member has been highlighting a new pellet. I can report this is a plan to reduce the scores of the other shooters. And, he/she/them are decanting specially selected and blessed JSBs into the said H&N tins in a ‘smoke and mirrors’ move.
- the new Waulkmill sh1thouse is plumbed directly into Sellafield, thus making it possible (with use of a Geiger counter) to establish who uses it.
- “with cause” chrono testing of guns has begun.
- Chris has reduced his collection of guns down to 1063.
- AWL law is being superseded by The Air Weapon Tax (TWAT) Act.
- members will only be allowed to park non-polluting vehicles, the rest can shoot remotely by Zoom.
- to alleviate the loneliness of the Safety Officer all members will have a chance to demonstrate how much they remember of the safety induction.
“Facts” extrapolated from the GARC forum:
- worries about Tony beating himself into blindness seem founded.
- the support for intraclub competitions is at is highest.
- seems the ‘tin bunnies’ are too small and too far away and the paper targets are too slow.
- self promotion is acceptable.
- two is a comfy number for some members.
- competition between Los Pistoleros is a close as ever, with a mere 132 points between 1st and 2nd
- airgunners can continue to use lead, for now.
- “across the pond” have it better than us.
- we are so poor nowadays, that someone was contemplating mining lead.
- who? lost all sense of reality in May
2023 has all but gone and the Australian gun hasn’t hit our shores yet.
Although my username is thetruthlessreporter, lately it could be theirrationablereporter!
The world as I see it (I don’t want to assume the pronoun that is ‘sensitive’ to the World):
- a particularly low success member has been highlighting a new pellet. I can report this is a plan to reduce the scores of the other shooters. And, he/she/them are decanting specially selected and blessed JSBs into the said H&N tins in a ‘smoke and mirrors’ move.
- the new Waulkmill sh1thouse is plumbed directly into Sellafield, thus making it possible (with use of a Geiger counter) to establish who uses it.
- “with cause” chrono testing of guns has begun.
- Chris has reduced his collection of guns down to 1063.
- AWL law is being superseded by The Air Weapon Tax (TWAT) Act.
- members will only be allowed to park non-polluting vehicles, the rest can shoot remotely by Zoom.
- to alleviate the loneliness of the Safety Officer all members will have a chance to demonstrate how much they remember of the safety induction.
“Facts” extrapolated from the GARC forum:
- worries about Tony beating himself into blindness seem founded.
- the support for intraclub competitions is at is highest.
- seems the ‘tin bunnies’ are too small and too far away and the paper targets are too slow.
- self promotion is acceptable.
- two is a comfy number for some members.
- competition between Los Pistoleros is a close as ever, with a mere 132 points between 1st and 2nd
- airgunners can continue to use lead, for now.
- “across the pond” have it better than us.
- we are so poor nowadays, that someone was contemplating mining lead.
- who? lost all sense of reality in May
2023 has all but gone and the Australian gun hasn’t hit our shores yet.
