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Post by Sir Bob the Hare on Jun 30, 2019 19:22:58 GMT
H.M Government has now issued a Public Safety Warning about drinking Martini cocktails beyond the recognized legal and safe levels. as set by Pistol Shooters Anonymous (PSA)
Known as the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde effect, a mass campaign to enlighten the public has been launched. A picture campaign has been started to warn people of the down falls caused by the misuse of this cocktail.
Before: After:
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Post by chris387 on Jun 30, 2019 21:44:42 GMT
The only good Martini is a Henry Martini .57
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Post by Bri M on Jul 1, 2019 5:43:46 GMT
"Martinis - fàarsands of 'em!"
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Post by Sir Bob the Hare on Jul 9, 2019 2:09:28 GMT
After a long day at Waulkhill this Sunday, two members of GARC Pistol Shooters Anonymous (PSA) retire to the bar for?......What else but a well earned Martini.
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Post by Bri M on Jul 9, 2019 5:58:15 GMT
Bob, as the Field Marshal pointed out, your avatar has grown a dinner jacket.
It's looking like you're a closet Martini drinker and that this banter is classic overcompensation.
Come out and embrace The Martini - you know you want to!
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Post by chris387 on Jul 9, 2019 9:40:07 GMT
Don't do it Bob, stand firm in your tracks. Don't be turned by the dark side
Remember; the only good Martini is a Henry Martini...…..you can do it Bob!!!, the Martini's maybe circling - fàarsands of 'em!" It's back's to the wall with these babycham clan supporters. Lets hope for your sake, that they don't send in the cavalry at the same time
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Post by paulthengine on Jul 9, 2019 11:38:33 GMT
Babycham, I`d LOVE a babycham
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Post by Sir Bob the Hare on Jul 9, 2019 18:25:48 GMT
Bob, as the Field Marshal pointed out, your avatar has grown a dinner jacket. It's looking like you're a closet Martini drinker and that this banter is classic overcompensation. Come out and embrace The Martini - you know you want to! Ar, yes I am thinking that I should try one.....but which one, since having been part of this banter I realise that I haven't a clue what a Martini is and if any of the bars here in Ellon are able to make one. But until then...let the Banter continue. Whats all the fuss about me changing into summer clothing, clean shirt and a set of shades, lick behind the ears and a Hare cut.
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Post by Bri M on Jul 9, 2019 18:37:34 GMT
I can see it now - the Daystate Babycham!
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Post by Who? on Jul 11, 2019 9:55:19 GMT
Beware the evils of alcohol!
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Post by Bri M on Jul 11, 2019 11:50:41 GMT
Indeed! Bob the Hare hasn't posted in a while - maybe he's been sampling The Martinis of Ellon and is now lying face down in a barmaid/bus shelter/ditch (delete as applicable.)
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Post by chris387 on Jul 11, 2019 15:47:25 GMT
Well guy's I am going to send Bob the Hare some much needed reinforcements for this battle he's in with the Martini's and now the Babychams. Seems he is still surrounded at the Battle of the Red Cherry inducement. 17/21 Scotch White Horse. 2nd Battalion of the Yorkshire Bitters 13th (Heavy) Battery of the famous Watney Red Barrels Hope this helps you out Bob the Hare!!
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Post by Sir Bob the Hare on Jul 12, 2019 13:22:14 GMT
Someone has been drinking his own reinforcements, battle of the red cherry inducement! Well tonight the night, we shall see if Ellon can make a Martini?
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Post by Bri M on Jul 12, 2019 14:08:32 GMT
If I may offer some insights, Bob...
Four parts Gin (Plymouth or Beefeater for choice,) one part vermouth and stirred.
An olive is the traditional (and very good) garnish but cherries (for those with a sweet tooth) are also acceptable. Lemon twists are not.
Four or five of them should get you started - enjoy!
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Post by Bri M on Jul 12, 2019 14:34:58 GMT
And, most importantly, drink with good company even if it's just so they can call you a taxi/ambulance/perform CPR (delete as applicable.)
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