Post by chris387 on Aug 25, 2020 0:21:57 GMT
The Story so far??? Once upon a... bucking bronco, riders...would often use...song sheets to...line the insides...of their brightly...coloured and sequined...ball room dancing...longjohns with matching...low cut halter... Wait! What’s that?...they're popular with...Jumpers and other....Pseudo rocket powered...Guinea pig loving...monks from North...of the border...Aka the eyebrows...These men of...low moral turpitude...and equine envy...when spread legged...Woof woof, said...Bob The Hare...now having joined...a bronco riding...singing order of...hard drinking, vigilante...ladyboys with enlarged...ears, intellects and...Who knows that...resistance is futile...to these worldly...enough to know... the song Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...contains hidden messages..."I frag us"..., a Poptastic hit...made famous by...Bushy Bush and...The Backdoor Johnnies...and went onto...greater things with...cover versions of...C&W songs like...Who let the...horses drink martinis?, Ladyboy jive bunny,...Rabid Gopher Blues, Who's sorry now...and all-time favourite,...Petula Clark - downtown. Petula used to...belly dance for...Portuguese sailors, local...chanting monks and...members of Motorhead. Headbangers are welcome...to shake their...baby rattles when...ever they hear...seasick Steve sings...Chattanooga Choo Choo...while plucking his...chicken and strumming...a Saraswati vina...A euphemism for...sorry no euphemism...(Goes internal debate)...with added mass...or wind up... of clockwork powered...Intergalactic travelling mice...searching for the...Ultimate ‘goldilocks’ pellet...Lubricated with virgin...PellGun oil from...Wuhan virgin Pelicans...harvested by squeezing...them between the...muscular and experienced...Gummy bear’s bare...kneecaps while dancing...witches cavort nearby...a famous statue...in scuba gear...of Troy Tempest...sculpted by famous...Welsh ladyboy monk...twins Ivor and...Di lai Lama...Back on track...The Obersturmbannführer speaks...of a time...before conscious thought...and coherent ideas...corrupted mankind’s unenlightened...attitudes toward the...singing Heeshe Nuns...and their secret...habit of rolling...around in the...mud at Waulkmill...while looking for...secret VietCong tunnels. Sister Rambo leading...a platoon of...1st/Battalion Royal Denwoods..,also know as..." The Cream Puff's"...because of their...wearing Dutch Nuns...But we digress. Butterfly habit hats...which bestow superpowers...of faith and ...the ability to...perform ABBA songs.. which Holmes deduces...leads to increased...smorsgasbord, suicide and...all that jazz...They can also...buy four-skin rugs...at cut down..prices because the....Wiping of four-skins...
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